1. 1. Hedgie the Perv
He stole his owner’s girlfriend’s underpants. And he’s not giving them back.
2. 2. Hedge fund Douchehog Robertson the Fourth.
Taking selfies with your frat brother is bad hedgehog conduct.
3. 3. Ricky Hobohog
He may or may not have just taken some bath salts. Guard your extremities.
4. 4. Nosferatu Van Hedgsing
A collar that high is only meant for one thing: hiding your evil intentions.
6. 6. Pedito Hogcenia
He is doing very, very wrong things to your guacamole.
8. 8. The Dreaded Frijole
He can just straight up kick your butt. ESL style, beeches.
9. 9. Hedgibal Lector
He hungers for man flesh. Also, some fava beans.